Saturday, March 14, 2009

Ghetto Bible

The Ten Commandments from the Ghetto Bible! This is RAD!

1. I beez God. Don' beez dissin me wit otha godz.
2. Don' beez makin no hood ornaments like nothin in my crib, anythang upstayrs, orr anythang anywherz elz.
3. Don' beez usin my name 'n a wack way - homey don' play dat.
4. Y'all betta be keepin da sabbathh.
5. Don' dis ya mama ... an if ya know whoz ya daddy beez, don' dis him neither.
6. Don' cap ya bros.
7. Don' cheat on ya babies' mama.
8. Don' be liftin no goods.
9. Don' be lyin an' snitchin on ya homies.
10. Don' be eyein' ya homie's crib, ride, or nothin.

My favorite is #5, and a close second would be #6! I tried to find the whole bible in ghetto but came up with nothin'!


offshore said...

you did make me laugh, and I must say that #5 is the best by far!

Ricardo Rengifo Junior said...

I want to get the whole ghetto bible, where can I get it?