Sunday, February 26, 2006

The Things I Do For My Sistahs


Yo! The west side gang is off the hook! Ayeight?!

So, I decided to start a gang here in my 'hood. I got some mean 2 year olds (and a very large "dolly") to back me up and fight off all the other evil gangs threatening to take over our block. NO ONE'S gonna mess with this pack! Not even the throngs of Bucks across the street!

Whatchyo' back!

6 comments:

Quill said...

Just letta your PaPa know if the throngs bother you...

auntie Shannon said...

I really must put a stop to the Buck bashing. First of all, one of those guys could be my future husband, B) you can't insinuate that they are smarmy (note the proper use of the word) bottom feeders just because they live across the street from us, because, HELLLLLOOOO!! They live across the street FROM US! Are WE smarmy bottom feeders?????? ...uh, the correct answer here is "no." Third, one of those guys could be YOUR future husband. Furthermore, just because your nylon mask totin', door knocking, salary payin', crisp brandishing, movie lender of a landlord thinks it's cool, doesn't mean you have to do it, et En somme, ...just... just - tsk 'hrhrhrhr! .... Poor Buck!!! (now you got me calling him/them Buck - next I'll be bashing Americans!)

mike said...

psh Canadians...

Rob Scott said...

AntiShannon,
Please note that each and every "Buck" always has at least 24 beers under his arm every time he comes or goes from his apartment which equals about 6 beers consumed per hour by each Buck. So don't weep for the Bucks. In light of this I think our characterizations of them are actually increasing their prestige within their little community.
They also keep knocking on my door asking if I'm ever "gonna have me a garage sale an' sell off suma dem Women folk." (So far I've sold them 7 of Emily and Kaylee's dolls and the Bucks don't seem to notice that their not actual human beings - I notice them taking the dolls with them in their car and braggin' to them that's "It's got a Hemi" [which I'm pretty sure is untrue of their Ford Escort]).

Auntie Shannon said...

¡¡!!they have hemis??¡¡?? ooOOOooooOO. can you introduce me?

Oh, I think you inadvertantly got the spelling wrong, it's a-U-n-t-i-EEEEEEEEEEE

Nicole said...

Can you guys go fight somewhere else please?!